cocktailing tips

Hi, I just recently started a new job cocktail waitressing at a greyhound dog track, but in the poker room. Do you have any hints on things I can do to make more tips? Anything would be appreciated. Thanks

Aimee

Hi Aimee,

They have poker rooms at greyhound dog tracks? Do they even have greyhound dog tracks anymore? Interesting.

To make money from poker players...when they want a coffee with a teaspoon of honey and a drop of water with two ice cubes, say, "What do I look like, your dead mother?" Use your thumbs to gouge out the eyes of the one player who calls you back to the table after you just got done asking if anyone else wanted a drink. And tell them that real men adopt greyhounds instead of betting on them.